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Pizza guy gets robbed but still delivers pizza

By 04.29.13

Delivery under any circumstance is usually the mark of the USPS, but a pizza guy showed the same fortitude after being robbed. He had his car and belongings stolen, but still managed to get the pizza to the hungry patron.

Uppercrust Pizza

Uppercrust Pizza

Police say a Papa John’s delivery driver told investigators he got out of his black 2003 Cadillac CTS on April 9 and two men pointed revolvers at him and demanded his belongings. Police say the suspects got in the man’s car and fled the scene, and the driver walked the food to a nearby house before running to get help.

Now that’s impressive, but I’m confused about where he went running to get help. Couldn’t he have used the delivery recipient’s phone to call the cops? And why was he driving a Cadillac to deliver pizzas? Sure it was ten years old, but it still sounds fishy. I watch enough Law & Order: Criminal Intent to know that he was 100% dealing drugs out of that car.

It’s a perfect scheme. You call up Papa Johns, order one specific pizza with an obscure “additional instruction,” and you get a bag of weed delivered with your pie. It’s brilliant. Someone call Dick Wolf; I’ve got a TV show to write.

Delivery driver carjacked, delivers pizza on foot [CBS Atlanta]

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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