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‘Paint Your Pizza’ app delivers anything you can dream and draw

By 02.20.13

Paint Your Pizza is an awesome tool for anyone willing to overpay for a novelty pizza. The question is, does brief visual benefit outweigh increased cost and effort? We’ll let you decide. Who’s willing to paint a pizza?

While it admittedly looks fun, and I could come up with some obscure paintings, I would never actually use this service. Why? $31 for a large pizza – before tax and delivery. That’s outrageous, especially for a pizza so disproportionately topped. My artistic specialty is night landscapes, but those are completely out of the question. Did you see the girl at 1:35? Don’t pretend like a slice with 100 olives on it isn’t disgusting. It is. I’d be willing to be she spit out the first bite, setting off a rube-goldbergian chain of events that culminated in turning on the emergency sprinklers, thus ruining the party.

h/t to Donatello at IncredibleThings

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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