Oreo’s new cream taste like Oreo’s ice cream

Oreo has come perplexingly full circle with new cookie in which the cream tastes like Oreo-flavored ice cream. My brain hurts just thinking about it. It’s been about 3 days since I’ve had it, but doesn’t Oreo ice cream just taste like Oreos? So the cream tastes like an Oreo, inside of an Oreo. It’s reminiscent of the Doritos recent announcement that they are making Locos Tacos chips, only this is more incestuous.

There’s an Inception joke in here somewhere, but I’ll go with a more timely Xzibit reference.

Colin Joliat