Newly discovered Vegas Strip beef cut lets poor people eat steak

A meat scientist, which is real thing, recently discovered a new cut of beef. Lucky for all you brokedicks out there, even with it’s fancy name, the Vegas Steak should be an inexpensive option.

It’s amazing that it took this long to discover the Vegas Steak. It’s not like Dr. Tony Mata combined a couple different parts to invent the Voltron Steak. He just cut away a bunch of bullshit and found a part for which he could charge more. They better not try to over charge for the cut because we all know from where it comes now. Plus us broke guys need to eat steak every once in awhile to restore our faith in humanity.