That’s not a loofah, it’s a queen-o, but you might want to know how to pronounce quinoa if you aren’t in a Bud Light commercial. Your girlfriend is probably bragging about her acai smoothies incorrectly too.
Did you know that queen-o used to be an important part of Peruvian and Bolivian diets, but now most of them can’t afford to eat it? Way to go Whole Foods yuppie assholes. And the super-trendy acai diets from the past few years were pushed almost exclusively by fake news sites. It just goes to show you that people will do anything to convince themselves they’re eating better than the rest of us.