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By / 09.11.13
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Pat Bertoletti became the first man to ever drink 2 gallons of whole milk, and Guyism was there to witness it. The supposedly double impossible feat took a meager 1 minute and 53 seconds. Suck it, science.

There was plenty of hype this past July for MLE outcast Kobayashi chugging a gallon of milk in 20 seconds. While that’s nominally impressive, Deep Dish Pat Bertoletti just blew him out of the udder water. The time would have been even shorter had he not added the extra challenge of declaring it Edward Leche Hands. His ability to chug an 8.6 pound jug of milk while not spilling a drop from the other is equally as impressive.

As for Guyism’s role, this came about because Bertoletti challenged me to a race. His 2 gallons against my half. I figured I was a shoo-in to win because there was no way he could finish. Wrong! While I managed to finish first even though I’ve never chugged 64 ounces of milk before, his unprecedented feat was truly the winner. The man is ridiculous.


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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