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How to eat cake and drink coffee in space

By 04.30.13

Back in my day, space food was unidentifiable freeze-dried garbage and Tang. The astronauts today have it easy. YouTube’s highest personality, Commander Chris Hadfield, shows off how they eat chocolate cake and drink coffee in space.

Who wouldn’t want to drink coffee out of a Capri Sun pouch? If we all had those, that crazy woman would never have been able to sue McDonald’s because she spilled hot coffee on herself. And zero gravity dessert could be the next big thing in entertainment. Think of how much fun you could have watching fat people trying to float after a piece of cake? Get Sara Lee on the phone; it’s time to start locking up sponsors.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
TAGScaffeineCanadian Space Agencycoffee in spaceCommander Chris HadfieldCSAfreeze-dried foodhow to drink in spacehow to eat in spacehow to spacespace foodspace stationtang

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