Greatest cooking show ever: Mutha f-cka this is not no prison food

Hey Cooking Channel and/or Food Network, if you’re smart you’ll give this lady her own cooking show immediately. This is easily 5x better than any of the shows in your current lineups.

This video is a truly rare anomaly, even though it’s shot as a vertical video (it’s 2014, holy hell how are we still doing this?) I’m able to move past that and enjoy the greatest narration I’ve seen in a hot minute. Enjoy:

Aunt Phee’s Sweet Stuff, Raisin Turnover, Diabetes Delight, NOPE: Sweet Treats For The Kids.

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