Fried chicken Oreos are a thing now, perfect for people who hate living

These fried chicken Oreos can’t be real.

There can’t be a small population eager to combine and Oreo with a piece of fried poultry. I refuse to believe the world has sunk to this level of gluttony. “Hey! Why the hell can’t we have an entire meal in one cookie? This is bull.” said a large enough focus group for Nabisco to put chicken flavoring in the Oreo cookie making machine.

This woman found the photo on Facebook and posted it to Instagram, and nothing on Facebook is ever fake, so these Fried Chicken Oreos must exist. If you’re out there and you’ve had Fried Chicken Oreos, let me know. Actually, you’re probably in diabetic shock. If the family of those people could contact me, that would be fine as well.

[via Food Beast]

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