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Epic Meal Time Philly Cheese Cake causes bacon weddings

By 09.03.13



Harley Morenstein is the “Petey Pablo of Pork” in the new Epic Meal Time Philly Cheese Cake video. You won’t find a “Freek-a-Leek” like this on the menu at The Cheesecake Factory.

I’m going to break out the EMT Philly Cheese Cake for dessert next time I’m cooking dinner for a woman at my place. If she runs away screaming, I will have dodged a bullet. If she stays, I’ll know it’s meant to be. And if she immediately whips out bacon lube and drags me to the bedroom, I’ll propose on the spot.

Check out more Epic Meal Time marriage-makers here.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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