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Epic Meal Time ‘Inside-Out Breakfast Burrito Burrito’

By / 08.27.13

Epic Meal Time created an Inside-Out Breakfast Burrito Burrito with a meager 53,646 calories and 3,578 grams of fat. “This is somethin’ that your soggy cereal munchin’ daddy doesn’t have the chest hair to f@*k with.”

Speaking of cereal, I’ll bet when Harley runs out of Jack he just eats his cereal dry instead of whining about how it’s ironic. Better to stick with a giant breakfast burrito stuffed with breakfast burritos though. Why have deal Nelly rapping about Honey Nut Cheerios when you can eat 200 eggs packed with drug budget worth of bacon? I don’t know how much Molly costs, but that’s a shitload of bacon. All I need is a gallon of Cholula, and I’m ready to eat.


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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