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Energy Gummy Bears are the future of caffeine injection

By 09.20.12

I live on energy drinks, but whether it’s a can of Monster, a 5-Hour Energy shot, or an Aeroshot inhaler, none of them taste very good. You know what is delicious though? Gummy bears!

Vat19 is the master of creating products that you don’t need but absolutely want. Energy Gummy Bears fit that jello mold perfectly. There are much easier ways to get your daily crack fix than ordering caffeine boosters online and then popping them like your mom does pills. But why just drink coffee when you can walk around eating candy like Jeff Portnoy? I think the next step is obvious. Energy Rummy Bears. That’s right, I just ordered a 12-pack so I can experiment. “We’re having a good time.”

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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