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Cinnabon candy canes make life worth living

By / 11.15.12

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Candy canes haven’t been enjoyable since I used to sharpen them to a point and stab people in elementary school. That may change now that Cinnabon created cinnamon roll canes.

These richly flavored candy canes recreate Cinnabon’s signature Makara Cinnamon and sweet vanilla frosting in a delicious holiday treat you’ll want to share with the whole family.

I can’t remember the last time I had Cinnabon, but it smells delicious every time I walk through an airport. I could stop, but I’m not willing to cheat on my goal of eating McDonald’s in every terminal in America. I also haven’t been to a mall since Mallrats was released, so my access is pretty much non-existent. Now, with the opportunity to eliminate my cane shaped candy obligation, I had to pull the trigger. That’s right, it’s not just lip service. I bought two of the remaining 10 in stock. It’s $6 per pack on Amazon, but they aren’t prime eligible so you’re stuck paying the $6 shipping fee. In the semi-relevant words of Olalf Sanderson, “Two minutes? Well worth it.”

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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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