Cheap coffee reviewed by world’s most insufferable coffee expert

Ever wondered how our nation’s cheap coffees actually fare compared to others?

Well, the world’s most insufferable ‘coffee expert’ is here to tell us which are good and which aren’t. But I wasn’t able to digest any of that information as I was too fixated on how goddamn insufferable this man.

I won’t even get in to the fact that this so-called ‘coffee expert’ shouldn’t even exist as a profession. But the fact that it does, and THIS GUY is who’s in charge of telling people what’s good and what isn’t?!? I give up. I’m quitting blogging. I’ll be leaving the profession to become a ‘pool expert.’ And not one that cleans pools. Just one that sits in them all day and rates them compared to others.

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