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Cat survives over a year on nothing but McDonald’s

By / 04.16.13

I said I’d never cover cats on the internet, but this isn’t your average feline getting famous for having a poorly arranged face. This cat managed to survive for over a year eating nothing but burgers and nuggets from McDonald’s.

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‘Frankie’ had lived in a fast food restaurant car park since residents of a nearby apartment block were evicted and left it behind as a kitten 12 to 18 months ago, One News reported.

The abandoned kitten quickly learned to follow cars through the drive through in the hope they would throw it a chicken nugget or part of a burger.

That’s some Heathcliff shit right there. Someone get him over to Burger King because Frankie is king of the fast-food castle. Pretty smart for something that was just a kitten at the time. I’m not really sure how it took more than a year for an animal welfare group to snatch this guy up. I don’t even want a cat, but I’d adopt that little bugger just so my pet and I would have the same eating habits.

I’ve claimed I could eat McD’s every day after a few particularly hungover trips to the golden arches, but those instances were quickly followed by a 2-page single-spaced apology letter to my body. Eating McDonald’s everyday is tantamount to masochism. Then again, animals eat the same food day after day so it might as well be a gut-busting McDouble with a nuggetini chaser.

Cat survives on cheeseburgers for a year [NineMSN]


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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