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Candy Corn Oreos will make you want to cancel Halloween

By / 09.10.12

Halloween has been going downhill for a few years now, but Oreo has officially put the nail in its spooky coffin with their new limited edition Candy Corn Oreos.

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I think we can all agree that the best part of Halloween isn’t the candy, it’s girls’ costumes. Unfortunately once they hit 24 years old they think that it’s no longer appropriate to dress like Slutty Nemo. Obviously I disagree, but what am I going to do? If that wasn’t bad enough, Oreo has just taken the single worst candy and turned it into a signature sandwich cookie. I would rather get a pillow case full of pennies, raisins, and flavored Tootsie Rolls than all the peanut butter cups I can eat plus one candy corn. Somehow they sell 20 million pounds of the tiny sugarsucks every year though, so clearly there are a lot of people out there who hate kids.

If you’re one of the whackjobs who likes candy corn, you can pick up the Oreos exclusively at Target starting today.

Introducing Candy Corn Flavored Oreos [Buzzfeed]


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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