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Adulterers go to Morton’s Steakhouse more than any other restaurant

By / 04.25.13

When married men need to get it in with women who aren’t their wives, where do they go? According to a new survey, Morton’s Steakhouse is the place to be.

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The survey, conducted by AshleyMadison.com, polled over 42,000 members across major US cities to reach the conclusion.

Members also said they make sure to keep the restaurant at least 20 miles away from their home.

Ashley Madison CEO Noel Biderman said in a press release that the reason cheaters flock to big restaurants is because “chain restaurants are larger and less conspicuous.”

The other top restaurants amongst cheaters? Cheesecake Factory and Red Lobster. Because cheaters are classy.

I find these survey results a little surprising. I would definitely associate the type of person who’d use a site like Ashley Madison more with Cheesecake Factory than Morton’s. Nothing screams a night of illicit loving through an adultery website to me more than a 2700 calorie shrimp dish and a case of diabetes.

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