Husband and wife gets horrible news — they’re actually brother and sister

Here’s a good reason to ban all radio contests — people might found out their boning their brother.

A 39-year-old Brazilian woman went on a radio show that reconnects people with long-lost relatives. The radio show The Time Is Now connected Adriana with her mother. It’s the first time they’d ever spoken. Adriana was given up by her mom at the age of 1 and raised by her dad.

In the course of the talk, Adriana’s mom revealed she also gave up her brother — Leandro — and huh, here’s something crazy, Adriana’s husband’s name is Leandro.

Same dude.

The couple shares a 6-year-old daughter. Daughter? It’s still a daughter if you bang your sister and conceive a kid, right?

“Now I’m scared to go home and find out that Leandro doesn’t want me anymore,” Adriana said in the interview. “I love him so much.”

Well, blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as the stuff I just vomited in my mouth.

[via WTSP]

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