Meet Ben James, a British gentleman who claims that he has sex with 200 women a year just by talking to them on Twitter. The lady-killer of Twitter has nearly 75,000 followers and posts about 20 times a day and says women are sending naked selfies and practically throwing themselves at him. Ben who is a TV producer says he Tweets out “a funny tweet, something edgy, and then it gets retweeted a few hundred times.” To his credit he does have some terrific and insightful Tweets:
‘If a woman is upset hold her & tell her how beautiful she is If she starts to growl, retreat to a safe distance and throw chocolate at her.’
‘Sweat pants hair tied chillin’ with no Makeup on – that’s why you single go and put some on’
‘If you’re broke near your girlfriend’s birthday just buy her a sexy pair of Sports Direct brand goalie gloves and tell her she is a keeper.’
‘You fat girls needa stop biting your lips when you take pictures. You look hungry, not sexy.’
‘You can measure a person’s intelligence by the number of times they get back with their ex.’
Ben also has a great gag going on where he posts “Quote this with your best selfie to show off your body” on Twitter and women respond with sexy selfies. Absolutely genius move there.
Ben’s inspiration is his dad who he says was a player in his own right back in a time when a man really had to work at bedding females instead of just writing 140 characters and quirky emojis on social media. When asked what girls think of him Ben responded, “I have a reputation for being a man whore. But if they’ve got a big bum, I’m interested.” I know what you’re thinking, “How could a girl not drop her panties for this charming Don Juan?” So what is a typical date with this hopeless romantic? Well he might take a lucky lass to the zoo or to the park to feed the ducks and then when they’re ready to consummate the brief relationship they head back to Ben’s mom’s three-bedroom townhouse. Chivalry is indeed not dead.
After some investigation it appears that Ben’s followers are legit and he definitely has a large female following. However Twitter is a worldwide platform so to find 200 women that are near you would be fairly difficult and then to find 200 girls near you that want to bang you after a day of feeding ducks seems rather improbable, even for a great Casanova such as Ben James.
Via DailyMail