Woman leaves Dogfish Head a drunk voicemail

I’m sick of fake holidays like IPA Day, but this video from Dogfish Head is too good not to share. It’s a drunk girl leaving them a voicemail, and it involves sprinkles and unicorns.

“You rock out loud. Sprinkles and a mother*&#-ing unicorn. You rock.” That might be the best belligerent compliment anyone has ever given. I want to find this girl and propose immediately! I’ll even cut the lip off of a Dogfish Head 120 Min IPA to use as a ring because I’m a romantic like that.