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By 09.05.13

A man just looking to drink a couple Bud Lights reached in the case for a beer but found a snake instead. Cue “Dick in a Box.”

The story is as simple as it sounds. Marcus Forson bought an 18-pack of Bud Light, went to grab a bottle, and found a dead snake in the box. Because he’s a rational human being who doesn’t like to act as if the world is ending, he put the snake in a plastic bag and continued his party. Bud Light needs to bring back the “Real Men of Genius” commercials just to do one about this guy. He’s a refreshing change of pace in a world where everyone wants their 15 minutes of auto-tuned interview fame.

I’m happy to hear he got $20 from Budweiser, but they should have given him a year’s supply of beer instead. It’s obvious he’s a loyal customer from the news video in which KTRK made sure to get a shot of him sipping Bud Light. It’s a good thing they had that footage too because otherwise I would have thought this entire story was made up.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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