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Taryn Southern’s 5 signs you have a drinking problem

By 08.13.13

What’s the point of vacation if not for drinking? Taryn Southern illustrates the 5 signs you have a drinking problem that she discovered on her latest vacation. Apparently I vacation like a girl. Who knew? I love an all-inclusive trip on which I don’t have to do a damn thing. Beaches and pools with a steady flow of Moosecocks is the best way to enjoy a little time away. Activities are for suckers.

In case you’re too lazy to watch Taryn Southern’s hard work, here are the 5 signs you have a drinking problem.

  1. You chug it down like a fish.
  2. One isn’t enough. Or two.
  3. You engage in drunk exercise.
  4. You dance…and dance…and dance.
  5. You forget the important stuff (lesbian make out).

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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