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Shark Week drinking game will destroy your liver

By 08.05.13

Everyone, including the Discovery Channel, is talking about the shark week drinking game. It’s a large collection of words that might as well just say “drink.” Here are a few of our favorite rules.

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  • Drink every time you hear an Australian, South African, or British accent
  • Drink every time a person mentions chum, a shark attack statistic, or a shark fact
  • Every time a new person is interviewed, drink
  • Drink every time a Facebook friend posts a #sharkweek status on Facebook or Twitter.
  • Drink because it’s f*cking shark week.

Those were all taken from Brobible’s adaptation of the standard shark week drinking game. Just those 5 alone already accounts for a sixpack, and we’re only through the first 30 minutes of a show. I’m watching Discovery Channel’s shark week 24 hours per day, so I might as well just start digging my grave.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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