Iconic book coasters will get you laid or at least hold your beer

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Coasters are typically an afterthought, but Out of Print’s iconic book coasters will do more than just save your coffee table from a beer ring.

John Waters famously said, “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ’em!” Consider this your loophole. It’s clear you enjoy reading if you have classic literature on your coasters, and you can just claim all the real books are on your Kindle. Meanwhile, brush up on the staples with a few episodes of Thug Notes, and you should be golden.

Reading might be for losers, but these coasters aren’t. They’re only $20 and will easily class up your living room.