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Lord of the Rings beer helmet will get you drunk in style

By / 11.06.12

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It’s time to retire your frat boy beer helmet in favor of something ten times more nerdy but a hundred times more bad ass. DucttapeNinja has created the ultimate medieval fantasy beer helmet.

This helmet is based off of the design of Gimli’s helmet in the Lord Of The Rings movies. Because who likes their mead? Dwarves like their mead. And what piece of dwarven crafted armor is more recognizable than Gimli’s helmet?

At some point just about all of us have used a beer helmet. Maybe you haven’t owned one, but you’ve strapped the old feedbag to your head and gone to town at least once. It’s perfect for those days when you want to ensure that every girl to knows just how big of a degenerate you are. The upside is that your hands a free to play beer pong, so you can effectively triple your intake. With consumption at that high of a level, it’s probably a good thin you’re wearing a helmet, so we’ve come full circle.

“It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.” The reality is, the women are just scared off by the guys getting shitfaced and breaking things thanks to their awesome beer helmet. If you want to try your hand at this homemade lady-repellant, there are fairly detailed instructions to follow. “Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?”


Drinketh Thy Booze Hands Free With The Medieval Beer Helmet [IncredibleThings]


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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