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How to train for the Beer Olympics

By / 08.03.12

I’m competing in the Beer Olympics tomorrow. In order to prepare, I’ve being attending the Gug School of Montage Training. I can’t think of a better way to get my body to peak drinking condition. After taking six gold and one silver medal out of a possible eight in the last two officially sanctioned games, I’ve a high bar set for myself. Thanks to Gug Nation though, I’m more prepared than ever.

Be sure to check out ABC, CBS, FOX, ESPN, Buzzfeed, TheBigLead, Deadspin, and Sportsgrid for spoilers. You won’t find any here though, because Guyism isn’t a giant bag of douche. The best place to keep up on Team America’s Beer Olympic results is my Twitter feed…assuming I’m sober enough to update.


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.

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