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How to open a beer using a machete

By 06.14.12

We have featured many different ways to open a beer bottle, but what about cans? If you’re fingers hurt too much to pop the top or use a churchkey, just hack it off with a machete!

There is a lot to digest in this video. First of all, the guy is wearing flags like angels’ wings. If all it takes to get to heaven is drinking a shitload of beer, I’m in. Don’t worry, I’ll take you guys with me too. Then you have the pseudo Chinese metal hat that he can’t decide if he wants to wear or not. The most offensive part is the wasted beer though. I don’t care if his lip is gushing blood from drinking out of a jagged can, you don’t throw that much beer away after a chug. You’re better than that and you know it.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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