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Get your girl a purse filled with booze

By / 09.11.12

Shopping for a guy is easy. Just buy him a case of beer or a bottle of whiskey and you’re done. Now picking something out for your girlfriend is just as easy with this new handbag filled with wine.

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Two of the best things you can give woman are a new bag or a bottle of wine. Combining them into one gift is the most obvious and ingenious product to ever hit the market. All women dabble in boxed wine from time to time, but the shame of it often forces them to laugh it off and pretend they did it ironically. It’s much like how they refer to Target as Targé just to feel as though they aren’t discount shopping. This new “Bag-in-Bag Wine” from Vernissage is nothing short of classy though.

Oenophiles should be happy to know that Vernissage is pumping French wine from Vin de Pays d’Oc into its airtight bags. There’s a Chardonnay Viognier (in a white bag), a Cabernet Shiraz (black), and a Rose (pink, of course). A 1.5-liter purse will run customers about $20. The 3-liter bag will cost about $40.

While this de-parching purse is meant to make women feel better about drinking a sack of wine like a hobo, the real value is the ability to hide booze. Now your girlfriend is free to bring alcohol anywhere that doesn’t search belongings. The street fest season just got a whole lot drunker and cheaper.

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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.

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