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Drunk guy gets finger stuck in a beer bottle

By 12.13.12

It’s easy to lower your standards after have a few too many frat sodas, but there aren’t enough Schlitzes in the world to making fingering a beer bottle okay.

Budweiser may have included “the claw” as a carrying method for beer in their Super Bowl commercial, but there’s no excuse have your finger stuck in a bottle. It’s not as if this guy was cleaning up a bunch of empties; that’s a two-thirds full 40 that he just fingerblasted. I think we can all sympathize with his sense of panic, but his buddy offering to spit on it seems disingenuous. It’s not like that time in A Christmas Story when Flick got his tongue stuck to a frozen pole and Ralphie had to pee on it to free him. If he wanted to use natural lube he could have spit on it all by himself.

I was hoping it would end with him freeing himself by breaking the bottle over his friend’s head, but sadly it was not meant to be.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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