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Drunk girl tries the malteser challenge

By / 01.25.13

I had never heard of the “malteser challenge” until last night. I’m still not exactly sure what it is, but I’m pretty sure this drunk girl is doing it wrong.

It appears that the goal is to keep a malt ball above your face by blowing on it for as long as possible. That seems simple enough. The problem with little challenge is obvious. You’re wasting perfectly good candy. Unlike this girl, I don’t think any of you would be willing to take a piece of chocolate off a dirty floor and put it back in your mouth. Maybe I’m giving you too much credit, but it seems like her choking on filth would be enough to scare most people away. If you still want to try though, consider picking up a dental damn. It’s not like people are using those for any legitimate reason.

If you’re curious what the challenge is supposed to look like, here’s Tom, the current record holder:


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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.

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