Diet Coke gets you drunk faster than regular

Guy scoff at Jack & Diet, but science shows that those of us ordering them are better at life. Mixing with Diet Coke gets you drunk faster than mixing with regular Coke does. Enjoy your lack of a buzz, manly man.

This isn’t the first time this study has come to light, but everyone needs a reminder. Some of you probably can’t even read, so hearing it from Tipsy Bartender is the first you’ve learned of this drunken development. In any case, if you want to stay sober for a shorter period of time, don’t mix with something containing sugar. Score another victory for the Manhattan over the Old Fashioned.