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Bud Light cologne creates the perfect excuse

By 04.01.13
Bud Light

Bud Light

Bud Light has created a new cologne which will not only make you smell like a man, it also gives you the perfect excuse for showing up reeking of booze. If you are the sort of person who wanted Pizza Hut’s cologne, which was real by the way, you’ll definitely want to put this to use.

Girlfriend: “You’re late, have you been out drinking?”
You: No, I just knew our anniversary was special so I put on Eau de Bud Light.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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