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By 11.09.12

Keg stands aren’t just for kids anymore. When a hard-drinking celebration is in order, even grandpa wants in on the action.

Doing a keg stand is standard protocol in college. Where there’s a keg, someone is bound to go inverted. While it’s a fun way to drink, the real reason I always wanted to do one was because it’s a surefire way to skip the line. Once someone starts yelling that a guy’s about to do a keg stand, the seas part faster than the ladies legs close. Yes, contrary to Cocktail, women aren’t actually impressed. I can promise you, though, that every guy in that room (wedding?) was impressed when old man river went legs up.


Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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