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6 easy life hacks to open a beer bottle

By 11.14.12

These six tricks for opening a beer bottle will help you get to the brew without chipping an tooth like an idiot.

This isn’t the first time we’ve featured a demonstration of how to open a beer bottle without an opener. You could use foursquare, a machete, or any of a number of other methods. It’s always good to a few techniques fresh in your mind. Don’t ask me why, but people are always impressed when you come up with an obscure way to open a beer. Maybe they think you drink too much, or maybe they think you’re a long lost descendant of MacGyver. Either way, they’ll be happy you were able to shatter the wall between their liver and that delicious lager. Just don’t forget to bring your fingerless gloves.

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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