Ben Affleck was a f’ing dinosaur when he was 27, so just imagine how much it’ll suck when you’re 30. Paddy Irish Whiskey wants you to live it up while you can, and they’ve assembled a group of 31-year-olds to give you a little advice about how you should be spending your time. They seem like such sad old losers, but I’ll bet they were pretty awesome “back in the day.” Actually, I doubt those curmudgeons were ever fun.
If you need some cash to actually go out and do something fun (dollar beers not good enough for you?), Paddy is giving away $3,000 and an epic party kit as part of their “Sleep When You’re 30” campaign. To enter you have to follow @paddywhiskeyus and tweet an item on your 20s bucket list with the hashtag #swy30. Just don’t make me look bad by putting something lame like skydiving or bungee jumping. Everyone does that. Take on a real challenge, like getting and curing herpes.