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13 year-old finds whiskey in a bottle of Mountain Dew

By 10.30.12

One bottle of Mountain Dew was more extreme than ever when a 13 year-old cracked it open only to find it was full of whiskey. Still no word on if his Funyuns were laced with THC.

I can’t remember when I first tasted whiskey, but I’m confident my reaction wouldn’t be to tell my mom. I would probably just throw it in the garbage like any normal person who gets food or a drink that’s gone bad. I can’t help but think that the kid was hiding whiskey in the Mountain Dew bottle and somehow got caught. This is all just an intricate lie to avoid getting in trouble. It’s brilliant, if you think about it. The story is so ridiculous that it has to be true, right?

Washington boy finds whiskey in Mountain Dew [WHAS11]

Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. He's currently pretending people care about his new drunken venture, Boozist.
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