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10 things that Google can teach you about alcohol

By / 02.20.13

Examiner

Examiner


Google is notorious for making an ass out of itself by assuming it knows for what I want to search. There’s no more entertaining example of this failure to autocomplete than alcohol related searches. I don’t know what you people are looking for on the internet, but maybe we need to take a step back and start an alcohol 101 series.

10 Jager is classy

Google

Google


9 Not everyone loves white wine

Google

Google


8 Shots are confusing for Skrillex fans

Google

Google


7 Unborn babies prefer flavored vodka

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Google


6 Bourbon would never lie to you

Google

Google


5 Rum will be forever linked to Johnny Depp

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Google


4 Greg prefers gin

Google

Google


3 Vodka is water with a little extra awesome

Google

Google


2 If you don’t have taste yet, try whiskey

Google

Google


1 Tequila has humanlike qualities

Google

Google



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Colin Joliat
About Colin Joliat... Colin Joliat is the 2nd best person to ever come from Flint, Michigan, behind only Andre "Bad Moon" Rison. He covers the food & alcohol industries with two parts information, one part comedy, and one part WTF is wrong with this guy. When not passing off drinking as research, he can typically be found in parks trying to trick people into believing he's funny. Follow him on Facebook.

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