Google is notorious for making an ass out of itself by assuming it knows for what I want to search. There’s no more entertaining example of this failure to autocomplete than alcohol related searches. I don’t know what you people are looking for on the internet, but maybe we need to take a step back and start an alcohol 101 series.
10 Jager is classy
9 Not everyone loves white wine
8 Shots are confusing for Skrillex fans
7 Unborn babies prefer flavored vodka
6 Bourbon would never lie to you
5 Rum will be forever linked to Johnny Depp
4 Greg prefers gin
3 Vodka is water with a little extra awesome
2 If you don’t have taste yet, try whiskey
1 Tequila has humanlike qualities