This is so clearly a bear with a fish in its mouth. The year-old clip popped up on the website of The Sun, a British tabloid, on Thursday. Predictably, people freaked out. ZOMG!!!!! A woolly mammoth!!!! The furry beasts have been extinct for some 4,000 years, but Michael Cohen, a government-deployed engineer and cameraman for this grainy footage, insists he saw one alive and well. Does anyone out there believe him?