You can interpret this commercial -- featuring a bear, a rugby ball, and a blonde with some set of bolt-ons -- a number of ways. Since I don't speak French, here is my best play by play. The blonde is walk-of-shaming it down the street. Totally in love. But she's on the phone complaining to her gal-pal about how her bio-clock is ticking and she is afraid that Jeff (the dude who drills her something wild) isn't ever going to make things serious with her. The bear, who is walking home from a Rugby game hears this. His heart breaks for her. So he tosses the ball at her, in an effort to throw off her defense, and in one flawless move rape tackles her. Impregnating her with his bear semen. And that semen...is pure Orangina. The End.

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