Now that this wedding season is in the bag, we'd like to give you one piece of advice for the next one: If you drank the night before (which you probably did), and if you're standing still for a long period of time (which, if you're in the wedding party, you will be), drink a lot of water and DO NOT lock your legs. You will pass out and you will ruin a wedding.

That is all.

H/T: Fail Army