I find it hard to believe that cooler heads prevailed here. No one was like, "I told that cocksucker photographer (pointing right at him) this dock looked like a piece of sh*t. NO STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY. And now look what happened! My f*cking phone is soaked and my girlfriend's puss smells like pond scum." I'd have been that single-minded guy only worried about myself. But there wasn't even one of them among these people. Dudes just taking it in stride, probably all pissing themselves before they left the water, just because they could.