Why is it that nothing good can ever go quietly into the night? It must be mimicked, parodied, remixed and talked about ad nausem. And then, old people still need to find out about it before it can die a slow, painful, over-exposed death. By my calculation, "Gangnam Style" just rounded second and it's halfway to third in this process. Let's just hope someone puts a bullet in its head before it reaches total "Call Me Maybe" status or November. 

[H/T Big Lead Sports]