The afro on the basketball team stole the show for me. Props to that guy. Tremendous height on that thing. Other than that, this sucked. Seriously, what's the problem here? You people can't memorize a 40 second chunk of a song and perform it with some f*cking enthusiasm? Jesus Christ. I've seen sedated Zoo animals with more life than the women's golf team. And "Love Shack"? What the hell kind of message are you trying to get across with that song choice? That you're running a f*cking brothel? Whoring out the cross-c*ntry team too Kobe Bryant. No wonder he was looking like a creep in a hood.

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