Is Russia trolling us? Are we to believe that awesome, unexplainable shit just keeps happening to them. Maybe they're just superior to us in roadside manner? I know I wouldn't have the good sense to go feet first out of a window if I were getting into a head on collision. I'd try my hardest not to scream like a bitch or piss a hole through my trousers, but I'm certain the best I'd do is fracture one-hundred percent of my skull on that windshield.

[H/T Bob's Blitz]