What was their end game here? I mean, of all the stupid things I'd do behind a reporter dry fucking my friend... probably lands as second to last on my list right above actually fucking my friend. Better yet, how did this play out in their heads?

Nate: "Hey Dave, let's go like three-fourths homo behind this reporter, it'll be classic."

Dave: "Totally. I'll go stand against the fence and then you come over and mount the shit out of me. It'll look awesome."