It's the middle of the day in New York's Financial District. You're wearing a suit, you're possibly about to head to an important meeting. Maybe a power lunch.

And yet the call of the wild is still strong in you. You don't take no shit. And you're not about to let some ASSHOLE take your cab from you. Oh, there are a few other available cabs in the city? F*ck that. This is your cab. You called dibs. You even have a special bond with the dude driving it. So you man up and you kick some businessman ass. Gotta protect your honor, right?

(Just kidding. This is the worst fight we've ever seen.)

H/T: Animal New York