STOP THE INTERNET. THIS HERE DAMN VIDEO is why our country is the Yankee doodle greatest. 

U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A. I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, I'm gonna kick some ass in the U.S.A., gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, and EAGLE!

BRB in 2 hours, drinking Busch copper tops in the backyard the rest of the afternoon while wearing this tank. Subtle product placement, huh?