The trainwreck your eyes won't let you not see.
When you don't have DirectTV, you blow off steam at the gym. When you blow off steam at the gym, you are sometimes too intense. When you are sometimes too intense, you risk going overboard with your workout. When you go overboard with your workout, you make it on a Youtube workout fail compilation. Don't make it on a Youtube fail compilation. Get DirectTV.*
*Apparently, how to write a commercial.
[H/T: Bob's Blitz]