They say two is better than one, but does that apply to vag*nas? Meet 27-year-old Hazel Jones, who has two different and distinct vag*nas. The rare medical condition means she has two separate uteruses, two vag*nas and two cervixes. I think Doublemint gum found their new spokesmodel: "double your pleasure, double your fun!"

Jones is not embarrassed of her condition gift, she embraces her double-barreled meat wallet: “My quirky condition does not make me shy or hold me back. In fact, it’s something I celebrate. As soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties. If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.” Jones flaunts her Siamese vag*na and even visits fetish clubs with her husband.

Jones got to pop her cherry twice. Was losing your virginity awful or awkward? No problem for double vag girl: "DO OVER!" Jones tells the lucky man she's with. “Most of them get one for the rest of their life, my fella has two.” I just think my dick would be confused. 

Jones has posed for the explicit magazine "Bizarre," and can be seen with cuddly toy cats, honey, and sex toys. I'm not really sure how adult entertainment companies are not flocking to this woman to sign her. Think of the possibilities. Sure, having relations with a double vag*na woman sounds hot, but imagine working hard on pleasing her orally and you're ready to get it in, but then she says, "You're only half done, now go down on the right one."