Thanksgiving is next week and, like it or not, you'll probably be spending the better part of 5 days with some members of your extended family. While I have no problem with this, some people have f*cked up families; crazy aunts, racist uncles, weird cousins who still embrace goth, and other people you just can't stand making small talk with. So on the heels of that impending joy, the guys at the Gentlemen's Rant decided to remind us -- this week -- that some of those f*ckers sure do suck.